"Shush." he held a finger to my lips. "I'll take care of everything."
He ran his knuckles down my cheek, and I closed my eyes. Slowly he moved his hands down, and began to lift up my shirt.
Suddenly the door burst open and we were interrupted by a lizard man in a cowboy hat.
"Don't do it! If you have sex with him now the entire universe will be thrown out of balance!"
My jaw hit the floor. "What the hell is going on?!"
I sat up gasping. Wide awake now, I looked around at my room and my familiar things. It was just a dream. That's it. No more jelly oranges before bed.
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